Vinnie Two-Step Caruso
Upright Bass
Heavyset, steady, and quietly indispensable. Remembers everyone's birthdays, pays for pizza, shows up first to rehearsal. Wrestles his bass like it owes him money.
Backstory
Former mascot for a bankrupt cartoon bowling alley chain. Spent years playing in the empty lanes after closing. Slick found him performing in a cartoon subway station and blockaded the turnstile until he agreed to join.
Gear
Jet-black upright bass with an inexplicable red racing stripe. Slap technique exclusively.
Visual Identity
Barrel-chested with a perfectly round pompadour like a vinyl dome. Dark green bowling shirt, suspenders, cuffed trousers. His bass is almost as tall as the rest of the band combined.